UdD@6UG PEARL DRIVE

"DHARMA", to start with, refers to the laws of life, which by its vague definition is characterized on how evidently multifarious things in life truly are. They perpetuate the paradox of transcending visual still images into reality. That is how Armi, Ean, Paul and Carlos got their band's name and often explains their music, having rather of a different kind of music influences that eventuate into a vigorous auditory sensation that allures different types of listeners all across the globe.

UdD @ 6UG

Just wanna share with all of you our fun friday night watching up dharma down live (for the first time) WE HAD A BLAST WATCHIN' THEM, and I am addicted with their MUSIC! This won't definitely be our last. I posted some pictures of the band for everyone.

UdD playing

Armi Millare

More pics

Ean Mayor

Here are some pics of Me and Toffee (both at Buxs and 6UG)

STATEMENT TEES

Statement tees are getting more and more popular nowadays. It has been a hit since day one and almost all the brands in the Philippines has already altered the trend of exhibiting clothes with different kinds of emotions and comical pick-up lines. It's always good to wear a statement tee just because in one way or another you're able to express yourself using it.I can still remember a couple of my first statement shirts that says " BOYS LIE" ha ha! (So true!) and one that says "Shopaholic" (True again!) If i can remember, I bought it in Anonymous and Fish way back in high school.



Its fun wearing statement shirts, catching other people's attention or by just making them laugh are the best part of it but there's just this one consequence of bumping in with somebody who's wearing the same t-shirt that you're wearing, Lets talk about inconvenience and awkwardness! ha ha!



I bought my latest statement tees 2 days ago, I've seen shirts like this over the internet but was too afraid to buy online. I just think money transfers are way too risky, there's this fear of not getting what you've paid for, or not having the exact design that you ordered, you also have to consider the size, color, or even the texture of the materials that they used. (Not to mention, the order form that you have to fill-up once you decided to purchase something..he he!) Luckily, while strolling with my friends at G4 we came across a booth named "The plain white shirt" wherein they are selling the exact shirts I wanted.( I uploaded some pics for you guys!)



I so love this "Little Miss Marian" shirt from the day i saw it online, why? simple, I am a pure blooded Marian and I'd be so proud to represent my school by just wearing those Tshirt (after all I won't be this good..ahem..ahem..ha ha!) plus it made me reminisce a lot about high school, friends, teachers, crushes, parties, night-outs, all those sorts of fun crazy things.


The other one I got says "Little Miss Snapshot" I bought this because I'm starting to develop a passion for photography its like seeing the artistic side of me progressing into something bigger and better. (After all I belong to a clan of artists, Its good to know that I inherited some of it.)

I think T-shirts can never go out of style just because it can be worn and paired with almost anything, and for better ways to wear it? make a STATEMENT be different and express yourself. =)

*032109*

I bought this yesterday after our shift at PRP, I call it my peeping shoes because of the mirror like stones attached to it.(very useful, specially with guys wearin' boxers!) he he he!
And yeah, I'm not making any sense at all.. ;)

then, We had sisig hooray for lunch..pfft.. that did not satisfy me at all.. I dunno, what we had yesterday was too oily..it turned out to be "sinebohang sisig".. Yikes! so, instead of indulging myself with too much cholesterol, I ended up buying a watermelon shake at fruit magic. Ok, enough with advertisements. (Its as if I'm gettin' paid with this..ha ha!)

Then later on we found out that G5 had just recently opened, (M.I.A.,much?)
that only meant a couple more hours of shopping for us.lol. ('',)

You never stop loving someone. It's more of just learning to deal with the pain of not having them anymore

I can't think of anything to write about, I've been staring at this "posting box"(if that's how you call it) for almost 30 minutes now..( if you know what i'm talking about). The thing is I can't stop thinking about this certain person and for some reasons I still can't get the "HIM" out my my head but I know I will be fine, it's not like the other times I've broken up with boyfriends, when I've been so heartbroken I've cried solidly for about three weeks and not wanted to go anywhere or do anything. Okay, I had that one night from hell, but since then I've been really okay, and at least I know there's no point living on false hope. At least I know it really is over so I can move on. But I have to say that this time I feel a bit numb, still in a state of shock, really, although I don't feel that my world has ended, not completely. I suppose that the light at the end of the tunnel, though not very bright, is at least still there. They say that it never hurts as much after the first time, and I suppose there's an element of truth in that, but they also say that every time you get hurt the barriers go up a little bit higher and you end up being hard and cynical, and not giving anything to anyone.

5 Basic things you have to know about Shutter Speed.

If you’re new and still unfamiliar with photography, you may clamber with some of the terms used in the business.

Abundantly, one of the most essential assumption in taking photographs is that of shutter speed. Learning to administer the shutter speed is delicate to pleasing pictures.

This article will accent 5 consequential facts about shutter speed, which you must apprehend to take admirable photographs in a wide range of conditions.

1. What is shutter speed?

Let’s start with a basic description of shutter speed. Now, the shutter in a digital camera is a fine sheet shielding the CCD (think of the CCD as ‘film’). When this shutter opens, it exposes light from the exterior onto the CCD, consequently permit a picture to be taken. The duration of time that the shutter remains open is termed the shutter speed.

The key concept is– the longer the shutter remains open (i.e. the lower the shutter speed), the greater the amount of light that is allowed into the camera. And vice versa, the faster the shutter closes (i.e. the higher the shutter speed), the smaller the amount of light that is allowed into the camera.

2. How is shutter speed expressed?

If you look at modern digital cameras, shutter speeds are usually expressed as 1/8th of a second. The range of shutter speeds can be expressed as: 1, 1/2, 1/4, 1/8, 1/15, 1/30, 1/60, 1/125, 1/250, with each one being a fraction of a second. Each speed in this series is roughly half that of the one on the left.

3. Choosing the Correct Shutter Speed

Here’s the important question. How do you select the correct shutter speed when taking photos? Well, if you have a point-and-shoot camera, then it may not matter too much. Simply set the camera to automatic mode and snap the picture. The camera’s in-built auto exposure settings will take care of the shutter speed settings for you.

If, however, you like to play with manual settings and have a more advanced camera, then the choice of shutter speed clearly matters. What you need to remember is this – shutter speeds are very closely linked to movement.

City street photo taken with a slow shutter speed

Use a slow shutter speed (say 1/60 or lower) if you want to introduce some blur in the picture to display speed in the subject. Remember, however, that a slow shutter speed will mean you need to hold the camera totally still for a longer period of time. If you can’t do this, your image will usually turn out bad. To work around the problem, use a tripod or steady your arms somewhere before taking the shot. As a general rule, if the shutter speed is 1/30 or slower, I’ll definitely use my tripod to steady the camera.

An passing car taken with a fast shutter speed

Use a fast shutter speed (say 1/125 or higher) if you need to capture a fast moving subject. Good examples include a passing car or a bird in flight. Now, one problem with fast shutter speeds is that you can totally miss the shot because the shutter opens and closes so fast. To workaround this, you can try one of two things. First, avoid the camera LCD - look through the viewfinder with one eye and use the other eye to spot the subject crossing the camera’s field of view. Second, you can try uses a lens that increases the field of view, allowing you more time to take the picture.

4. Make Use of the Light Meter

Another thing I find useful is to make use of the light meter in your camera. Most advance Digital cameras should have this feature. The light meter can tell you if there is too much or too little ambient light.

If it’s too bright, then you can set a fast shutter speed like 1/250 - the shutter will quickly open and close so that too much light doesn't get in. If it’s too dark, then do the reverse – use a slow shutter speed to give the camera time to absorb light into the camera.

5. Direction of Movement

OK, besides the speed of your subject, the direction of movement of your subject is also important. Look at the diagram below which I use to explain this concept.

For a given shutter speed, if your subject is running perpendicular to the camera, then you need a faster shutter speed to capture the shot. If your subject is running at an angle towards the camera, then a slower shutter speed would suffice. An example is a photo of your pet dog. A dog running towards you would require a slower shutter speed then a dog running across you.

Conclusion

I hope you now understand shutter speed a little better. When I started out in digital photography, I was simply snapping pictures without understanding the concept of shutter speed. Bad mistake! Take the time to understand the fundamentals of shutter speed and you’ll be surprised how much your photography skills will improve.

..PAO-PAO..

I've been so afraid of dogs because when i was still a child and had just started walking,an enormous dog, almost 4 times bigger than i am knocked me over, since then i've been frightened with dogs.Dogs may and do attack people occasionally. However, it is as conventional as everyone thinks, and there's a lot of thing that we can do to help us guarantee that we won't be bitten. To learn about their behavior and body language is the most essential of it all.


The further you understand concerning something, to the lesser extent it is scary. Most of us are panic-stricken for we don't know what a dog can do next.They can and they do make contact almost all the time through their body language. A basic awareness of a dogs body language can help us fully understand their intentions.


Begin at a distance, ingenously watch the puppy's manners and when ready feel free to play with the puppy and bond with them. My boyfriend helped me not to be afraid with dog since he bought me a mini pin as a gift for our anniversary we call him paopao by the way, and he is the sweetest thing ever (well, yeah! he loves me oh so very much!) and i am seriously and madly in love with him too. he's my baby, that most of the time i can't help but be excited whenever he's around. He's just so adorable,sweet, and playful and he never gets tired.

I think somehow having paopao helped me overcome my fear. Let's just not talk about big K9 dogs ok?he he! As of the moment i'm happy having paopao around and taking good care of him is my main focus.

10 Things we never want to hear from you GUYS!

10. “I don’t know, what do you want to do?”

Um, if we knew, we wouldn’t have asked. Plus, there’s nothing sexier than a man who can take the lead and plan a date. (Extra points for taking control after the date, too.)

9. “Shhh the game’s on.”
We get it, sports are important. But shushing us even when it’s a time out is simply unacceptable. Just give us two seconds, and we’ll let you get back to the big game.

8. “Chill Out” or “Relax”
Nothing is more unnerving than being told to calm down. If you had estrogen, you’d get it. And you would also get periods, too

7. “Smell this.”
We don’t want to be treated like one of your guy friends, so asking us to smell the leftover Chinese that’s been in your fridge for 6 months or gross old sneakers is just wrong.

6. “My ex did it this way.”
If you ever say this to us, we have every right to use our teeth.


5. “Putting on some pounds, huh?”
The way we feel when someone says this to us is the way you feel when we ask, “Is it in?”

4. “Someone needs to groom down there.”
When you start offering up your junk to a woman named Helga with a vat of hot wax, you can start complaining about an errant hair or two on our body.

3. “I’m not in the mood.”
Really? You’re not? We’ll remind him of that next time you wake us up

2. “Your sister is hot.”
All we have to say is this: If you are dumb enough to go there, you’re going to have to put up with listening to our fantasy that involves your brother.

1. “Are you on your period?”
It doesn’t matter if the answer is yes, no, or almost. Unless you want to buy our tampons from now until we hit menopause, you should avoid asking.

*TATTOOED*

Most women who has tattoos, encounter a lot of stereotyping and criticism. A negative public perception. It can be just like a body art or an expression of oneself. But for others, the sight of a woman who chooses to get a tattoo is very offensive. These people indulge in old-fashioned stereotypes -- like of raucous biker babes -- and operate on the assumption that an intelligent woman wouldn't choose to do that to her body.

Getting a tattoo is a personal decision and we can never get away from people who wants to express their own opinion, but that should not stop you from getting a tattoo, please!!ha ha!

One of the many reasons most people regard women with tattoos negatively is the fact that it violates traditional normative values based on gender. Having a tattoo requires pain tolerance and a level of toughness , that are typically associated with men.(c'mon! we're made to bare a child, aren't we?) So how come woman with tattoo present a challenge to this pattern of thinking?


When it comes down to it though, it's your body, and It's up to you, to decide how other people's perceptions and stereotypes will affect you. Depending on how you display not only your tattoos but also how you display yourself on public.

I have a tattoo as well and all i can think about after getting one is my next tattoo art. he he! I don't care with how other people perceive girls like me with tattoos. It's been like a fulfillment for me. Well, not everyone's that brave to get it. AND FOR THAT I CONSIDER MYSELF BRAVE ENOUGH!HE HE!

FACEBOOK MADNESS!

Well yeah, I am a self confessed addict.ha ha! there's so many reasons why I love, love, love FACEBOOK maybe because i have never encountered anything like it unlike any other social networking sites (I'm a member of friendster, myspace, multiply,etc.) Facebook offers a wide range of features for different types of people. Personally, it took me a year to take facebook seriously because i thought it was that hard to navigate. It wasn't like "friendster-like-user-friendly" type of thing.

Unlike Hi5, Myspace, etc., Facebook caters to a more mature crowd. By mature, I'm not saying 30 years old users its just that facebook users are more responsible and real. It exhibit easy interactivity where in you can be friends with just about anybody and because of its "respectful flatform" you'll find all sorts of people from your boss, superior, colleagues, and even long lost friends (ha ha! i know..i found my HS friends and crushes on facebook). You can even communicate with them thru chat and that can be enough to keep you in the social circuit.

Also Facebook's idea of convergence is impeccable, That you can direct your friends to your blogs, pictures, links and more that easy because of the timely news feed and updates. Not to mention the games and applications that make users hooked with the site.

So what i can advice you is to keep facebook your primary source of communication and interaction. What about your other account? keep them after all, the more the merrier! HAPPY NETWORKING!

My Yesterday POST

"Me with 2 of my favorite officemates"

I woke up at 10pm tonight and i am terribly late for work, well my shift starts at 12am but i usually wake up at 9 to still be able to fix myself, eat dinner and play with my dog paopao and waking up late means dilemma for me.It also means that i don't have time to eat my dinner anymore, find an outfit i'm comfortable to wear, and apply my usual everyday make-up..woosh.. plus, i have to ride the bus goin' to work and it gets too scary at times. Oh, well i did arrived just on time for my shift. I work in a call center btw as a web admin and my campaign hmmm, i really can't say anything about my campaign for confidentiality sake. My usual Mondays are too busy to deal with and today is no difference, way too stressful to explain. Orders to do, more orders coming in, Reports. Plus, I have to run a test call for a new campaign and it was horrible. I know i'm good at it but the fact that i haven't been making calls for over a year scares me and it felt like i was gonna make calls for the first time AGAIN and this time i don't have a script and enough knowledge about the campaign. I just can't wait for this shift to be over. I need a vacation. A STRESS-FREE ONE. where i don't have to think about work work and work.

I just know it'll all be better tomorrow! I WISH! For now i just have to deal with all this..

WORK MODE IN SESSION!

101 Fun Things to Do to Freak Out Your College Roommate!

1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
4. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and act surprised. Say, "Uh-oh, it looks like, THEY, were here again."
5. Every time you see your roommate yell, "You jerk" and kick him/her in the stomach. Then buy him/her some ice cream.
6. Set your roommate's bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been watching too much "Beavis & Butthead." Do it again. Tell him/her that you're not sorry because this time, they deserved it.
7. Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses. Complain that you've been having terrible nightmares.
8. Eat lots of "Lucky Charms." Pick out all the yellow moons and stockpile them in the closet. If your roommate inquires, explain that visitors are coming, but you can't say anything more, or you'll have to face the consequences.
9. Set up meetings with your roommate's faculty advisor. Inquire about his/her academic potential. Take lots of notes, and then give your roommate a full report. Insist that he/she do the same.
10. "Drink" a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that you are in training. Eat a dozen donuts every night.
11. Every Thursday, pack up everything you own and tell your roommate you're going home. Come back in an hour and explain that no one was home. Unpack everything and go to sleep.
12. Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Help! Where am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what he/she is talking about.
13. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, it's spreading."
14. Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.
15. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks, start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, "I can't live in the same room with you," storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever again.
16. Buy a Jack-In-The-Box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
17. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.
18. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon...."
19. Lock the door while your roommate is out. When he/she comes back and tries to unlock it, yell, "Don't come in, I'm naked!" Keep this up for several hours. When you finally let your roommate in, immediately take off all of your clothes, and ignore your roommate.
20. Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer."
21. If your roommate comes home after midnight, hit him/her on the head with a rolling pin. Immediately go to bed, muttering, "Ungrateful little..."
22. Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.
23. Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
24. Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will, leaving everything to your roommate. One day, miraculously "recover." Insist that your roommate write out a will, leaving everything to you. Every time he/she coughs, excitedly say, "Oooh, are you dying?"
25. Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."
26. Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here somewhere."
27. Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
28. Bowl inside the room. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. Award someone a trophy. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that he/she needs bowling shoes.
29. Walk backwards all the time. Then pretend to trip and hurt yourself. Fake an injury and go through a long, painful recovery. Start walking backwards again.
30. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
31. Explain to your roommate that you're going to be housing a prospective student in the near future. One day, bring in a pig. If your roommate protests, hug the pig and tell your roommate that he/she hurt its feelings. Watch T.V with the pig, eating lots of bacon.
32. Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
33. Punch a hole in the T.V. Sit and watch it anyway, complaining about the poor picture quality.
34. Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an hour every day. Then, one day, when your roommate is gone, go outside and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for your roommate to return. The next day, start standing in front of the window again.
35. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
36. Fill an empty shaving cream can with whipped cream. Use it to shave, and then spray some into your mouth. Later on, complain that you feel sick. Continue this process for several weeks.
37. Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that "It's a jungle out there." Get your roommate to bring you food and water.
38. Keep a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room. Look at it with fear for a few days. Then stay out of the room entirely, opening the door only a crack and whispering to your roommate, "Psst! Is it gone?"
39. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.
40. Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull's eye.
41. Send flowers to your roommate, with a card that says, "I'm sorry. It won't happen again." When you see them, start ripping up the flowers. Repeat the process for a few weeks.
42. Call your roommate "Clyde" by accident. Start doing so every so often. Increase the frequency over the next few weeks, until you are calling him "Clyde" all the time. If your roommate protests, say, "I'm sorry. I won't do that anymore, Murray."
43. Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.
44. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
45. Practice needlepoint every night. At one point, grab your thumb and scream, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Cry hysterically for a few minutes, and then go to bed. Sob and sniff all night.
46. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."
47. Every time your roommate comes in, immediately turn off the lights and go to bed. When he/she leaves, get up and loudly yell, "Okay, guys, you can come out now."
48. Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "Who do you think you are? A king?"
49. Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this game goes a lot faster with two players."
50. Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
51. Change the locks on the door. Don't let your roommate in unless he/she says the secret word. Change the secret word often. If your roommate can 't guess the secret word, make him/her pay a tithe.
52. Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."
53. Hang a tire swing from the ceiling. Act like a monkey. If someone besides your roommate comes in, cease acting like a monkey and claim that the tire swing was your roommate's idea. When you and your roommate are alone again, continue acting like a monkey.
54. Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it.
55. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his side of the room. Insist that he remove all of his possessions immediately.
56. Sign your roommate up for various activities. (Campus tour guide, blood donor, organ donor).
57. Start dressing like an Indian. If your roommate inquires, claim that you are getting in touch with your Native-American roots. If your roommate accuses you of not having any Native-American roots, claim that he/she has offended your people and put a curse on your roommate.
58. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly complain that your feet hurt.
59. Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Claim that you were trying to kill a mosquito.
60. Steal something valuable of your roommate's. If he/she asks about it, tell him/her that you traded it for some magic beans. Give some beans to your roommate.
61. Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often about the cost of light bulbs.
62. Videotape yourself hammering a nail into a wall for a while, and then stopping. Play the tape in your room. Right before the hammering stops on the videotape, look at the screen and say, "Don't do that."
63. Buy a lamp. Tell your roommate it's a magic lamp, with a genie inside it. Spend a week thinking about what to wish for. At the end of the week, report that someone has released the genie from the lamp. Blame your roommate.
64. Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around campus. If your roommate protests, say, "The people have a right to know!"
65. Collect potato chips that you think look like famous people. Find one that looks like your roommate. Burn it, and explain, "It had to be done."
66. Read the phone book out loud and excitedly. ("Frank Johnson! Oh, wow! 837-9494! Holy cow!")
67. Shadow box several times a day. One day, walk in looking depressed. If your roommate asks what's wrong, explain that your shadow can't box with you anymore due to an injury. Ask your roommate if you can box with his/her shadow.
68. When you walk into the room, look at your roommate in disgust and yell, "Oh, you're here!" Walk away yelling and cursing.
69. Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.
70. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.
71. Draw a chalk outline on the floor. When your roommate comes in, say, "Don't worry. It's not what you think." If he/she asks about it again, immediately change the subject.
72. Drink a cup of coffee every morning. When you finish it, gnaw on the mug for about ten minutes. Then, look at your roommate, immediately put the mug away, and quickly leave the room.
73. Paint a tunnel on the wall like they do in cartoons. Every day, hit your head as you attempt to crawl through it. Hold your head and grumble, "I'll get that pesky road runner...."
74. Leave memos on your roommate's bed that say things like, "I know what you did," and "Don't think you can fool me." Sign them in blood.
75. Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If he/she protests, tell him/her that it's all for charity.
76. Make cue cards for your roommate. Get them out whenever you'd like to have a conversation.
77. Talk like a pirate, all the time. Threaten to make your roommate walk the plank if he/she doesn't swab the deck. Arrrrrrrrrrrgh!
78. Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this later," while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.
79. Buy a telescope. Sit on your bed and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you're not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.
80. Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they're stupid and they don't know what they're talking about.
81. Watch "Psycho" every day for a month. Then act excited every time your roommate goes to take a shower.
82. Wear a paper hat. Every time your roommate walks in, say, "Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your... Oh, it's just you." Take off the hat, sit, and pout.
83. Go through your roommate's textbooks with a red pen, changing things and making random corrections. If your roommate protests, tell him/her that you just couldn't take it anymore.
84. Leave the room at random, knock on the door, and wait for your roommate to let you back in. If he/she asks about it, go on a tangent about the importance of good manners.
85. Hang a horseshoe above the door. Make up stories about having had good luck. Then, take the horseshoe down and wrap your head in bandages. When you see your roommate, look above the door where the horseshoe used to be, hold your head, and mutter, "Stupid horseshoe...."
86. Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The next day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks he/she has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that you really don't like thejack-o-lantern, but you can't convince it to move out.
87. As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.
88. Hang a basketball net on the wall. Challenge your refrigerator to basketball games, and play them in front of your roommate. Do so for about a month. Confide in your roommate that you think the refrigerator has been taking steroids.
89. Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade.
90. Late at night, start conversations that begin with, "Remember the good old days, when we used to..." and make up stories involving you and your roommate.
91. Whenever your roommate sneezes, go and hide in the closet for about and hour. Look around nervously for the rest of the day.
92. Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."
93. Tell your roommate that your toe hurts, and that means there's going to be an earthquake, soon. While your roommate is out, trash everything on his/her side of the room. When he/she returns, explain that the earthquake hit, but only on one side of the room.
94. Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a band-aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.
95. Buy a lobster. Pretend to play cards with it. Complain to your roommate that the lobster is making up his own rules.
96. Make pancakes every morning, but don't eat them. Draw faces on them, and toss them in the closet. Watch them for several hours each day. Complain to your roommate that your "pancake farm" isn't evolving into a self-sufficient community. Confide in your roommate that you think the king of the pancakes has been taking bribes.
97. While you are ironing, pretend to burn yourself. Start a garbage can fire in the middle of the room. Toss the iron inside. If your roommate objects, explain that you are just trying to get even.
98. Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
99. Create an army of animal crackers. Put them through basic training. Set up little checkpoints around the room. Tell your roommate that the camel spotted him/her in a restricted area and said not to do it again. Ask your roommate to apologize to the camel.
100. Put out a plate of cookies at night. Tell your roommate that they're for the Sandman. Take a bite out of one of the cookies while your roommate is asleep. The next morning, accuse your roommate of having bitten one of the cookies. If he/she tries to tell you the Sandman did it, insist that you know what the Sandman's teeth marks look like and that those are, in fact, not the Sandman's teeth marks. Grumble angrily and storm out of the room.
101. Post this list over your bed.